This is probably the best movie I've ever seen.
Time stands still when you watch something like this, which Spanky Eisenhower and I did. It's like doing some kinda drug that numbs every corner of your metaphysical mental space invader.
"Munchie just moved in... there goes the neighborhood." Somewhere out there in this great asphalt wilderness there's a hard core gangster that has that tattooed across his back to the shock of his hard core gangster friends. I'd pay $10 to watch him try to convince them to watch Munchie.
That's a good skit for a sketch comedy team.
"C'mon, I'll even bake some cookies, and it'll be fun. We can have a sleep over! Look at my PJ's!" Killer Jim says to the set of gangster criminals.
"You trippin'" one says to Jim pulling a gun out and pressing it to his temple. Like David Banner transforms into the Hulk so does Jim into some kinda gangster monster, turning quickly to take a bite out of the steel gun like it was spongecake.
With the devil in all three of his eyes (one popped out of his cheek when he got mad) he tells the gangster set, "We're gonna watch Munchie. It's about a gremlin who likes pizza and helps the boy have a party."
"No doubt. Munchie. Cookies, cake... sounds like fun Jim."
Watch this trailer and tell me it isn't the best minute of your life.
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