Ski Patrol (1990)

 It's December and cold.  There are couple cheese ball ski movies in our garbage que.  Since there is no way we're watching winter movies in the glorious heat of summer, might as well now.

This is a supremely stupid movie.  Loaded, oozing with Jergensberfer.

There's plenty of downhill action and everyone's wearing 80s fluorescent colored jackets and gear.  The heroes are a "wild" bunch of ski patrol weenies who have to save the resort from a preppy faction and a greedy developer.  Jaw dropping cheese.

But the show is stolen by this guy, and his act.  He's wearing masks on both sides of his face and turns his head and makes voices for both of them.  He's wild.  He's crazy.  He may be the first snowboarder in movie history.  It's Pauly Shore on the slopes, but infinitely more ludicrous, if that's imaginable.

Watch this now.